I've decided to put my name to the law describing a phenomenon which probably already has a name and a law to go with it. Still, it reads:
As a celebrity story progresses, the chance of Max Clifford becoming involved approach 1.
This is in relation to the following news story: Max Clifford represents No 10 bully claims charity boss.
Obviously the aptly-named Ms. Pratt has spread her scurrilous rumours for political reasons (the website for her charity helpfully has quotes from two Tories on the homepage to indicate her allegiance), but the poor dear is suffering a backlash for her breach in confidentiality as everyone realises how transparent and despicable her motives are. Cue the entrance of Mighty Max to save the day and commandeer the vocal chords of another client, who has, to be fair, shown herself incapable of communicating in the grown-up world. Her already-tattered reputation is, with the inclusion of the egregious Clifford, now in shreds (is a shred smaller than a tatter?), and the smug publicist has increased his own profile. Everyone's a winner.
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